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February 2026 (Valentine’s Day) Update
An Iron Succubus for Valentine’s Day!
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S3 – PotLantern – LY05 Frogdog Lvl2
Emboldened to fight the Lady of this Quagmire, we hunt a stronger Frogdog.
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Wanderer – Goth
Will you deal with Goth’s ravenous affliction in exchange for her blending a lope into a smoothie?
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S3 – PotLantern – LY04 Pariah Lvl1
Can you really ever be ‘over-prepared’ for a fight like this?
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S3 – PotLantern – LY03 Screaming Antelope Lvl1
Time to meet an new “friend” and chase around an old one.
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S3 – PotLantern – LY02 Frogdog Lvl1
How many principles can we get at once?
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November 2025 (Black Friday) Update
Biggest update of the year
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Screaming Nukealope – Vignette Showdown
Gnostin has had enough of butts and butt-related things, it would be rude to not help him out: Backside of Destiny
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Pre-Black Friday Check-In
What to expect and what to get. An opinion piece.
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S3 – PotLantern – LY01 Frogdog Lvl1
A hop and a skip and a blarghlbugargleblarg.
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S3 – PotLantern – Prologdog
Frogdogs, nightmares and a prologue!
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New Cooking Recipes Vol. 2
3 new recipes hit the table like a sack of slo-mo nightmare-potatoes!
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October 2025 (Halloween) Update
What does the lope say? – Boo(M)!
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The Pariah – Expansion
The Pariah is a challenging Node 1 Nemesis Monster weaponizing empathy.
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Witches and Wanderers
The wait is finally over!
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Cooking and the new Recipes
New recipes?! New recipes!!
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Exhausted Lantern Hoard 